He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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