i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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