How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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