We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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