We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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