Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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