So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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