I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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