so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
i believe in u and ur pee
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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