you're like a bully in the Christmas story
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
