I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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