Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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