Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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