Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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