Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
