this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You ate ashes out of my bong
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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