Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Randomize
