I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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