oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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