I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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