Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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