So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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