Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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