In the future we'll all be gay
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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