Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Randomize
