I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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