Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We are two peas in an std pod
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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