Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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