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Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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