so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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