she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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