In the future we'll all be gay
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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