I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Also, beer. Big fan.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
