I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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