Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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