Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
