did you get engaged???
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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