Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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