Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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