She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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