just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Randomize
