4 words: hood of his car
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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