Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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