The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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