I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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