i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
