I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
40s are totally the cure
Randomize
