I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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