i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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