there were more penises there than on chat roulette
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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