I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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