she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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